• facebook: someone added a photo of you
• me: fuck

jayce:

we all should’ve died in 2012

(via aprilmangaoilbye-deactivated201)

Anonymous asked: Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

(via trust)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

(via giggle)